AISubs v3.7
[After the rehearsal, they decided to play "Yadomo" for the first time in a while.]
Yadomo! Tokai no Uno!
Teito! Ryoto! Tokuchi! Mushi-san!
- We played "Yadomo" in Kona. - That's right.
- It's a Japanese song. - Yes.
- Mushi-san wrote the app for us. - Yes, he did.
- We're holding our smartphones now. - Yes, we are.
- We brought our Android and iPhone. - Yes, we do.
- When you open your smartphone... - Oh, you opened it.
- You don't have a home button. - All the home buttons are gone.
- Basically, you download the app... - You download the app.
- The app. - The application.
- You download whatever you want. - Whatever you want.
Shut up!
This is my last video in 2024!
- Is it over? - Is this my last video in 2024?
Stop it! You're just lying down like this.
Stop it with your silly jokes!
Can you be serious?
- What is the app? - What is it?
- We don't lack smartphones. - Yes.
- We have cameras. - Yes.
- We have YouTube. - Yes.
- We have texts. - Yes.
- We have LINE. - Yes.
- We have all of them as apps. - We have V Passes too.
- We have V Passes too.
- We have all of them. - Yes, we do.
- We also have financial apps. - Yes.
- It's very convenient now. - Yes.
- What did you think of it? - It's sad.
- I don't think there's an app that doesn't have it. - I don't think there's an app that doesn't have it.
- I'm exaggerating, right?
- There's a bank app. - You can get money at the ATM.
- You can also transfer money. - And there's only "j".
- There's no "j" app. - There's only "j".
- There are various types of apps. - The other day, we played against a professional player.
- I ended up losing. - Before the video started, I said I'd play against a professional player.
- Karami-kun was holding a pencil like this with his hair in a binder like an adventure bag.
- When you're in elementary school. - Yeah, before the video started.
- I thought I'd win, but I was wrong. - I thought there was an app for it.
- The next day, I went home and looked for it. - I thought there was an app for it.
- There is! - There is!
- "dk record app" - There is!
- Is it decided? Okay, next.
- You can do it. - It's strange.
- You should be able to remember it by looking at it, but you make an app out of it.
- There's an app for everything, right? - Yeah.
- The app has evolved a lot in the future. - Don't interrupt me.
- I didn't do it normally. - You didn't do it normally, did you?
- You can do something with an app, can't you? - What? Me?
- You can do something with an app, can't you? - It's fun. - It's fun.
- So today... - I see.
- We're going to write down an app we think we should have and see if we all have it or not. - Oh!
- When do you have it? - I had it. I had it.
- If you're very satisfied... - If you're very satisfied...
- It'll be fun.
- Since we're all iPhone users, we'll write down an app that's in the Apple App Store. - Okay.
- They don't use apps like that. - Yeah, they've been blaming it.
- There's one app I think is not convenient to use for video shooting. - Okay.
- I might be told "maybe you do have it." - Okay.
- I'm a little worried about this. - Okay.
- An app that you can easily switch between layers... - It's in the settings.
- You know... - You know...
- It says "This one's in second place, so put it all in lower." - Yeah.
- I think it's right to switch between them. - Yeah.
Isn't this how you eat it?
- You can easily switch between them. - You can make your own ranking.
- You're right. We might use it in our videos. - Everytime we write it down on a flipbook, Tetsuya writes it down.
- Tetsuya is so confident in his speech, but he always makes mistakes. - If we were in 10th place, we'd have quite a few of these, wouldn't we?
- Yeah, we might. - How do you search for "ranking regulation"?
- "Ranking regulation" - Yeah, we have that.
- Anyway, we have the results. - So you can easily switch between rankings in 10th place.
- Do you have them? - We do.
- Oh, we do. - We do.
- Do you have them? - This is amazing.
- "We don't have them" is what you say, but you don't say it out loud. - You can't prove you don't have them.
- Wow, this is so easy to use! - It's so easy to understand!
- Seriously! "Ranking Maker" - Everyone, shut up and do it.
- So, I'm at the limit of my cards. - Yeah.
- I've been thinking about whether it's still impossible with a computer like an iPhone. - Huh?
- If you type in a number, it'll break down your numbers into seconds. - Huh?
- I don't know what you're talking about! I'm sorry! - Didn't it break down your numbers into seconds?
- It did! - Okay, say any number you like.
- 6! - If it's 6...
- 2 x 3. - Oh, okay, okay.
- I think you should go a little bigger. - Okay, then...
- 8,850. - That's too much!
- You say "forty-five" when you're like this. - It's "forty-five", right?
- 3 x 3 = 2, right? - Yeah.
- 3 x 3 = 2, right? - If you break down numbers like this, I'm sure you've done it in junior high school.
- I think I've done it. - I think it's still impossible with any number, but up to 8 digits...
- If it's that much, it's possible. - But if you had an app for breaking down numbers you use daily, what would it be useful for?
- It wouldn't be useful for anything, so you wouldn't make it. - Yeah, you wouldn't make it.
- But it doesn't look like you made it, does it? - You're right, it doesn't look like it.
- Ask the person who made it. If you did, ask them. Why did you make it?
- Mathematics and physics are like nerds. - Yeah.
- People like that make things up and make it up, don't they? - Yeah.
- What do you think? Is there an app that breaks even numbers? - Yes, there is!
- There is! - What kind of app is that?!
- Instant even number breaking app! - It's so easy to use!
- It's called "Prime"! - It'll do it for you wherever you go.
- It's definitely made by someone who's crazy.
- The first number in this picture, 114514, it's no good, right?
- But I feel like there's a limit to even numbers.
- Oh, it's up to 11 even numbers. - Oh, that's bad.
- But I think we've been to some pretty cool places. - Yeah, this is pretty cool.
- If we had this, we'd be able to play "is this even numbers?" - "Is this even numbers?"
- If we didn't get anything, we'd say "is this even numbers?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is pretty critical. - Oh, that's nice!
- Shall we go? - Okay, here we go.
- "Prime"! - Huh?
- An app that breaks even numbers. - Wow!
- It's a little AI-like. - Yeah, it's a little AI-like.
- If you type in a word, it'll break even numbers for you. - Words?
- You type in a word and it'll break even numbers for you? - Yeah.
- Like "chatojipiri"? - Yeah, like that.
- What if I say "it's not worth living at all"? What will you say?
- You'll say "no, it's not like that", and you'll say something positive that anyone can relate to.
- You'll give me an answer? - Yeah.
- Wow!
- I thought you'd say "fix everything in the beginning of chatjipiri" but you didn't.
- Yeah, you can make it up.
- I mean, you can do anything with chatjipiri, even numbers or anything.
- You can do anything with it? - Yeah, you can do anything with it.
- You can do anything with it?
- Koutei-kun, do you have an app? Don't you?!
- I do, but I'd like you to believe me. - Oh!
- I believe you. - I believe you. - Please believe me.
- Wow! - Wow!
- A positive answer! - This might be it!
- What kind of answer is that?! - This might be it!
- There's even a conversion! - That's funny!
- I'd like to download it. - That's amazing!
- I did a quiz about you at work and my teacher gave me this.
- Wow, you've uploaded it properly.
- It's like a managed chat GPT. - Yeah.
- Is there such a thing? - Yeah, there is.
- I knew it. - I'm happy that there is such a thing.
- If it wasn't in this world, we'd be doing business. - That's funny.
- Should we go there and make it ourselves? - Yeah, we have our own sales.
- I want more cosy words.
- Excuse me. - Sure.
- Can you tell me some puns with words you've inputted? - Wow, there is.
- There is. - There is?
- There is. - There is.
- I've heard "yin" and stuff like that. - I've heard you make lyrics and stuff like that.
- "Dajare" doesn't really have any use, so I don't really ask about it.
- If it didn't exist, it'd be business. - How about it?
- It doesn't exist.
- It doesn't exist! - It's a business chance!
- It doesn't say "bang" or anything like that. - It doesn't exist!
- Words you can't say about "dajare" are just too infinite.
- I think "dajare" is impossible for an A.I. - Yeah.
- Oh, is that so? - If you were human, you'd know exactly what I'm talking about.
- I thought "dajare" meant "someone". It's not "dajare", but...
- Well, it makes sense. - Yeah.
- I wonder if humans haven't caught up with A.I. yet.
- Rather than "this doesn't exist", I'd like to know "if it did, it'd be useful! Why is it like this?"
- Yeah. - Well, if I had this,
- I'm sure there'd be people who'd help me a lot. - Yeah.
- I may not be able to talk about it on this channel, but... - Yeah.
- A little while ago, a list of women who were in a relationship with me was leaked and it caused quite a stir.
- There are people like that, right? - Yeah, there are.
- I think if you had an app that records information about girls you've met and put a lock on it, you wouldn't have been caught. - Yeah.
- Well, you know, I'm 30 years old, so I'll choose my words.
- "Girlfriend manager". - Oh!
- I hate it! I hate it! - Wow!
- Like photos. - Profiles.
- Yeah, like how many days ago you met and what you did. - Yeah.
- Normal people don't have a girlfriend, so you probably don't remember her. - Yeah.
- But there are people like that. - Yeah.
- And people like that will be like "Who the heck is that?" - Yeah.
- But if you make sure you have a girlfriend, you won't get mixed up in this. - I see.
- It's not just about girls. - Yeah.
- It could be a friend-hunting app. - "Did you flirt with her?"
- Didn't you? - Yeah, like "Did you flirt with her today?"
- Hahaha! - I like that.
- I have a place in my head where I can put that kind of information.
- That's good. - Yeah.
- It's like... - "I've been waiting for you!"
- There's a good chance that there's a guy like that. - Yeah.
- I think it's you, Ryo-san. - I don't need it.
- Huh? - I don't need it.
- Ryo-san, you go out with a lot of girls, don't you? - I don't!
- Hahaha! - I really don't go out with girls.
- Isn't it common for girls to say "nice to meet you" and you say "nice to meet you too", don't you?
- That doesn't happen. - Hahaha!
- But for now, I think it's something that guys do secretly. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Okay, here it is!
- "Trust". - "Trust"!
- Oh, "trust" is good! - What is it?
- Oh! "Human management list memo"! - Oh, that's good.
- Isn't it sold by railroads? - Isn't it a little too common?
- Oh, but you can actually write it down! - Oh, you can actually write it down!
- It's a little rare that you can actually write it down, isn't it? - Yeah, it's rare.
- Review! - I'm looking at the rating right now, but there's one low rating...
- "Only 7 people can register". - Huh?!
- But isn't this a low rating element? - Oh, is that so?
- It says "not too low rating". - Wow!
- I'm curious about "trust". - That's right! It depends on who uses it, right?
- But if you have it... - Then you can finally write it down.
- Yeah, like I said earlier... - Yeah.
- There's a chance to fix things like "oh, I guessed it wrong on a daily basis". - Yeah.
- "If you take a picture of the same ramen, you'll be told off". - Hahaha!
- If you have this, it's amazing! - What?!
- You take a lot of pictures of ramen, don't you? - It's really funny!
- How many pictures of "bunpuke" do you have? - Kimu-san and "bunpuke", how many do you have?!
- There's absolutely none! - Yeah, I know!
- If we talk about data, it's a waste of time. - Yeah.
"Would you like to eat "urashi ramen"?"
- "Would you like to eat "urashi ramen"?" - He already has it in his hand.
- "When and how many times did you eat it?"
- If we talk about data, it's a waste of time.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Doesn't seem like it, does it? - How about it?
- It doesn't seem like it. - It doesn't seem like it.
- This is also almost useless, but...
- Let's see if it's good or not.
- An app that measures the speed of a punch.
- You hold it like this and...
- Oh, I see!
- You hold it like this and... - The punch speed is increasing!
- This would be fun if we had it!
- We can even play a battle.
- Can you tell how it moves?
- I don't know how fast it is, but it doesn't feel like it.
- I'd like you to be in it.
- If you can reach it, you can fly it.
- Wow!
- With these small elements,
- with these small elements,
- the app's value will increase.
- Wow!
- This is critical!
- 150 yen!
- This is fun!
- Isn't this for Apple Watches?
- Isn't it only for Apple Watches?
- Does it require watchOS 8.0 or later?
- I see.
- I'd like you to see how far it can go.
- Punch speed is here.
- Jump.
- Jump?
- Punch it right away.
- Are you ready?
- Oh!
- I don't know what it is.
- It's good.
- You're a fool!
- What's this? - Are you sure you don't want it?
- This is a useful app. - Yes, yes.
- Apologize. - Oh!
- What? - If you want to apologize for something like this,
and you want to apologize like this, what's the most polite way of apologizing?
- It's "the chat gpt". - That's right.
- There isn't one. - There isn't one. - There isn't one.
- Well, it's included in the chat gpt. - Yeah.
- It's not like a question, you know? - Oh, yes.
- It's like "enjoy your waste" and you can say it in the chat gpt. - Yeah.
- It's a map app that guides you on a pleasant road. - Oh, that's nice.
- It's good for touring, too. It's not like "this way is a mountain, and that way is a road."
- But if you live in a local area, sometimes you think... - Yeah.
- "If it's this time of the day, I'd like to go to a beautiful place like Teibou."
- It depends on the person, whether it's boring or pleasant.
- That's why it's good for lovers. - That's right.
- There are places like that. - Yeah.
- Like Yokosaki. It's usually used in this area, too.
- I was told about this app. - Yeah.
- It's a touring-only app. - Yeah.
- It's like "Keikan Yusei." - Huh?
- I like it. - If you have "Keikan Yusei"... - You want that, right?
- Yeah. - It's a touring-only app!
- That's crazy. - Isn't it good?
- And you can see the road you're riding in an aerial photo. - Yeah.
- Huh?! - It's got 2.5 million views and it's famous for that, right?
- For biking. - I should definitely get it.
- Get it. - I didn't know about it.
- What's this? - I didn't know about it.
- Look! "iPhone 10th Anniversary"! - Hahaha!
- It's been 10 years! - I didn't know about this.
- It's a really good app. - I finally found it!
- This is an absolute free app.
- It's got a feature that only one iPhone can use easily.
- It's called "vibe." - Oh!
- Wow! - You know how smartphones have "vibe" features?
- For example, when you want to zoom in and out.
For example, when you want to do it by hand and you feel like it's bothersome,
you can just shake it like this and leave it alone and it will shake for you.
I'm sure of it.
I feel like I used it when I was in high school.
I feel like I saw it.
What did you do?
I saw myself reflected in the screen.
I feel like I saw a vial in my hand.
What is a vial?
Telephone.
Telephone?
You finally said it clearly.
You're the most honest.
Did you have a telephone?
It's a telephone, isn't it?
Yes, we do.
Please accept this.
Wait a minute.
This is a phone, isn't it?
It's not for women.
This is completely...
It feels good to some extent, but I can't go.
Where do you go?
I can't go anywhere.
Oh, you're right.
Well, I don't know.
When you choose photos, you can't go anywhere.
I can't believe it's yesterday.
At least I thought I'd be shaking at the tip of my hand.
Are you sure you're going to go?
You idiot.
Can I say something?
I think some people make it just for the family boom.
I think so, too.
Last year, everyone, I mean the media,
broadcasted it every day.
If Shouhei Otani hits a home run, he'll tell you right away.
Shouhei Otani's home run.
Shouhei Otani hit a home run.
When you're in your 50s and 60s and you're interested in something,
you're like, "Let's make it!"
Wow.
Maybe.
If it's just this, there's got to be humans, right?
There's got to be something automatic.
There's got to be someone who makes it automatically.
I think we can do it.
There's got to be something.
- Wow! - Wow!
There is!
Wow!
It's super difficult!
If you type in "titan" in five seconds...
It's in!
I wonder if you can do "titan" in five seconds other than manual mode.
It's so slow you can only type in "titan" in under a minute.
You're really doing it!
It means you'll do your best, right?
Can you really eat all of this by yourself?
I want to cheer for you.
You can adjust the speed of the ball and the direction of the ball.
I'm happy you have it!
This is amazing!
It's really not important.
If you make it for me, it'll be fun.
Can you tell me about "mana" or "kana"?
So you're "mana" or "kana", right?
If you type in "mana" or "kana" in the app, it'll tell you which one is "mana" or "kana".
It's so difficult!
It's hard to judge "mana" and "kana".
They have their own personalities.
You're doing it with an AI, right?
It's like a personal self-defense system.
I used to love "mana" and I was happy just by looking at it.
If you type in "mana" or "kana" in the app, it'll tell you which one is "mana" or "kana".
"Mana" or "kana" or "kana"?
Yes!
He said it! I hope you have it!
I don't have it.
- You don't have it. - You don't have it.
- I knew it. - You didn't have the "giri" (dignity)
- There's another one. - What's "giri" (dignity) like?
There's another one like that.
It's not an app, it's a face recognition using an AI.
- Which one is it? - It's a face recognition using an AI.
This is because it's really an app.
It's called "destiny's discovery app".
If you type in this app and say "please type in the number of 4 people",
there's 2, 1, 4, 3, right?
If you type in the same app and pass by people who type in the same number,
- it'll be a smartphone bomb. - Wow, that's wide.
- Both of you... - Yes.
Huh?! Why don't you type in 2, 1, 4, 3?!
- Even if you type in that app, it's pretty "destiny's discovery". - Yes, yes.
That's harsh.
That's difficult.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
In the past, when you read a barcode, a monster will be displayed.
- There was a barcode game. - Something like that.
- A game app where you can fight with a card of a picture you took. - Oh, this is interesting.
- This is an AI game. - Interesting.
- I wonder if it's funny in our current world. - Online battle.
- If you win a battle, you get an item. - An online battle function.
- I want it. - It's funny.
- Personal information. - Baramakin app.
- Kitsune-san's app is similar to mine. - Oh, yes.
- Kitsune-san's app is similar to Kitsune-san's app. - It's similar in a different app.
- What Kitsune-san said was true. - What?
- Past tense? - What?
- End of life? - What? End of life?
- You died nine years ago. - That's early!
- I can end my life in the past? - As expected of the end of life king.
- The past, present and future don't matter to the end of life god.
- Can I send you something I'm curious about? - Which one?
- An image killer app. - Oh, this is it!
- It's an AI that thinks of your combat power and such. - I see.
- It turns a cucumber into a cucumber killer and learns a skill called "cucumber love". - Wow!
- Does it know you're a cucumber? - Doesn't it look like Tetsuya?
- It does. - It looks like Tetsuya. - This is it.
- The AI automatically judges the outcome of a battle.
- If you win multiple times, you'll get first place all over the country. - What?
- If you're an AI, we have no choice but to shut up. - That's right.
- Can you show us your combat power? - Ham, be strong! Please!
- Ikari, Fushin, Katsura! - Katsura!
- What? I thought it was Katsura.
- This is Kei, the guardian of the blue wings. - I see.
- Since it's a tutorial... - Does the AI know you as human beings?
- It does know you. - I want you to know about the "newcomers" at the bottom right.
- What? - What is this?
- "Newcomers" of everyone in this app? - Oh, it shows up on its own?
- Are we in it? - Oh no!
- Those of you who are watching this right now, please don't watch it! - Why?!
- Isn't it the magic of a smile? - Isn't it the magic of a normal person?!
I'm going back to the beginning, and I think machines can't do this, and it's not very interesting, but "randomly miscalculating transmission"
- Wow! - That's crazy!
Miscalculation naturally. "Wow, that's a mistake, isn't it? That's a mistake, isn't it?"
I make these mistakes every time. It's okay if it's easy, but if it's not difficult, I sometimes make mistakes.
- Sometimes you make mistakes! - When you press the answer icon, it comes out confidently like "bang!", but "Hmm? Isn't it wrong?"
- I don't think machines can do this. - It's a little cute.
Well, there is a function called "sound recognition", and when you hear "acai bowl" used for it, you can't help pressing it!
- It's an app that says that. - You've been talking about raising it all the time.
- Then I also...
I don't know if I should do this or not. I want to eat it again with the rice I prepared today.
- Yeah. - It's an app that's frying fried chicken.
- It's a performance. - It's a performance.
You can only watch the video of you frying the chicken like this.
- Only. - Only.
- But if you open the app, it will be a video and play. - You can't do that.
- Then last. - Yes.
I think there is a function that AI and jokes and funny parts can't judge very well, and it increases grass where the sentence is appropriate.
- What do you mean "appropriate"? - It's not appropriate, is it?
- There is! There is appropriate for appropriate. - I want you to have that much.
- No. - No, it's too much.
- Not a single one comes out. - There is no such thing.
- No, there is not. - There is not?
- All of them? - This is not.
- It was a fried chicken. - It's not.
- Satisfied with the low price. - Satisfied with the low price.
- It's satisfying. - Well...
- I did it more than once, but it was just half and half.
Everyone, this app is surprisingly useful, so please use it.
Please let me know if you have anything you want me to look at.
Let's make life convenient.
Thank you for your hard work.